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You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

(Source: iditchedfacebookfor)

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  1. boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
  2. girl: yeah sure ;)
  3. boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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Hollywood Undead- Bullet

missafterlife:

When you were young, you never thought you’d die
Found that you could but too scared to try
Looked in the mirror and you said goodbye
Climbed to the roof to see you if could fly

Posted 1 day ago

God fucking damn it. I would probably honestly sell my soul so that way these next two years go by faster than anything.

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April fools joke gone wrong

  1. Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
  2. Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
  3. Me: ...